Jimmy Makes an Impulse Buy and Alters His Space-Time Continuum
I have no five o'clock. What I mean is there's a gap. Empty space. Nothing. I never have a five o'clock. Let me explain. It was in the window of the junk shop between a case of pocketknives and a large hanging diagram of the human vascular system which is, I have to say, offensive as hell. That orderly red and blue map of comings and goings has got to be a total misrepresentation. I'm sure things look nothing like that once you get inside. Anyway, sitting there between the knives and the veins was this clock. I was drawn to the face, I think: gold numbers across polished redwood burl. Sure, I thought. Why not. A clock. I didn't have one. Didn't really need one. I've always been pretty good with time, but I thought it might be nice to have a firmer grip, you know? Boy, was I wrong. It wasn't until I got the thing home that I realized the five was missing. Totally gone. I guess I didn't look closely in the window, and the clerk was quick to wrap it in newspaper and bag it. So, you could certainly argue that I brought this all on myself. It's my fault. I didn't check. But one assumes hours are going to be where they belong, right?
The first thing I
did was stop drinking. Initially, skipping happy hour seemed sad. But when I
realized I wasn't really skipping it
but rather it didn't exist, I felt much better. Five A.M. is a little trickier.
I can't say for sure what goes on. All I know is I'm always there for six A.M.,
jolted back between cold sheets. At that point, I usually figure what's the use.
I'm up. I start making coffee and toast.
So, here I am.
Every day, two gaps. Is it disruptive? You're goddamn right it is. But I
manage. What else can I do? It's out of my hands. I don't make the rules. But
I'll tell you what—I've got a hunch that somewhere in those voids, I just
might.
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